If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quor...

My neighbour who's also like me blushes after seeing me. Is she interested in me?

People make funny faces after seeing me. Am I supposed to laugh?

I'm thinking whether I'm smart enough to crack my exams. Shall I start preparing?

Peace ✌🏻 🕊️

Dakshita 💗

Everyone kisses me. It's annoying man. How to stop this?

I slept on sofa but in the morning I was on bed. Is it magic or paranormal activity?

I sing at 3 am. Everyone wakes up. Do I sing that good?

My mother sings heavenly. Did I got her genes?

My cheeks hurt so much. Is it a kind of cheek cancer (Google told)?

Everyone carries me. I'm tired. How shall I gain weight?

My mother's friend has a daughter. She treats me really well. Am I gaining feelings for her?

I fake cry but now I'm not getting attention. Is everyone losing interest in me?

My mom feeds me. Why does my dad don't do that? Is he that busy?

If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quora?